i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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