People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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