So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just found puke in my bra..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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