I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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