their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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