; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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