I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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