so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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