Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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