i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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