Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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