I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
