Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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