whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
