i may or may not be watching the land before time
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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