i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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