That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
His nipple licking is glorious
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