He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
