Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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