Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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