my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
