Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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