Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think people are normalizing furries
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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