..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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