Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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