My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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