When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
PANTIES FOUND
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