i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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