i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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