just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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