guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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