Can Purell be used as lube?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
