U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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