You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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