Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
