so that wasnt chicken after all
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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