I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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