S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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