I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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