Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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