Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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