So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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