Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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