Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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