I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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