Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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