That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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