We're facebook friends in real life
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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