your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's shark week go big or go home
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
