idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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