so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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